Elmo Insists New Chinese Muppet Was Just A Friend Who Wanted To Learn About US Military Bases
SESAME STREET — Elmo defended his friendship with a newly arrived Chinese exchange Muppet named Mei-Mei after reports surfaced that the mysterious character had been asking questions about the locations of several American military installations, insisting she was simply interested in learning more about the United States. According to sources, Mei-Mei quickly developed a close friendship with Elmo, frequently inviting…
Newsom Insists California Has No Place For State-Sanctioned Killing Unless It’s Unborn Babies
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA – Declaring that California has no place for state-sanctioned killing,…
Elmo Insists New Chinese Muppet Was Just A Friend Who Wanted To Learn About US Military Bases
SESAME STREET — Elmo defended his friendship with a newly arrived Chinese…
Congress Introduces Historic Bill To Give Every Homeless Veteran A Cardboard Box
WASHINGTON — In what congressional leaders are describing as a historic breakthrough…
AOC Accuses Americans Of Islamophobia For Not Celebrating Hindu Manure Festival
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Trump Retaliates For China’s Spying By Sending Marco Rubio To Charm Xi Jinping
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that the United States was launching…
UK Police Arrest Sexual Predator After Establishing The Suspect Is Not Muslim
LONDON, UK — British police announced Monday that they had successfully arrested…
Trump Surprised To Learn Voters Took His Mass Deportation Promise Seriously
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump reportedly expressed surprise Monday after discovering that…
Pharisees Accuse Jesus Of Spreading Dangerous Misinformation After He Quotes Scripture
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Greg Abbott Wondering If He Spent Too Much Time Working For Everyone But Texans
AUSTIN, TEXAS — Following his stunning election defeat Tuesday, outgoing Texas Governor…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
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Spoiler Alert! ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Spoilers You’re Sure To Love
HOLLYWOOD-- Warning: Awesome spoilers ahead! In honor of the new Avengers: Endgame movie, many die-hard fans have shown their devotion by altering their car's spoilers using their favorite Avengers characters…
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